DEAR ________,
YOU ARE WAY TOO STOKED ON YOUR MEANINGLESS AND UNINSPIRED ____________ TATTOO. QUOTING LYRICS FROM ___________ (INSERT SHITTY POP PUNK EMO BS BAND HERE) LIKE THEY ARE PROPHETS IS BAD ENOUGH, NO NEED TO UP THE ANTE. MAYBE TAKE SOME TIME AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE BEFORE YOU COMMIT YOURSELF TO AN EXISTENCE OF PERMANENTLY BRANDED PERPETUAL TEENAGE DOUCHEBAGGERY.
XOXO
WEARY EYES AND EARS
